There you are, enjoying a much needed rest from a hectic week; kicking back with your feet up on the coffee table, enjoying a little face time with your favorite flat screen tv, bowl of cheezy-poofs at your side. The dog is outside barking at squirrels and hopefully annoying the …
My Life
The moaning. The groaning. The screaming. The yelling. The mass hysteria. People eating other people’s faces. We all know it’s coming; the famed Zombie apocalypse. We just don’t know when or where. But we have our weapons locked and loaded. Our supplies are strategically placed about the country side. The …
Muse, why hast thou scorned me? At least once a month, OK, more like every other day, I ask myself this very question: Why the hell do I blog? The money isn’t great, if you call spare change money. It would be easier to make money illegally! The notoriety is …
One of the many stories of my husband driving me nuts. This one happened just before our move from Montana to Arizona last November. Enjoy! Since my benefactor (aka Mike, my husband) is usually at work, slaving away tending to his flock of semis and tractor trailers, most of our …
If I could live anywhere, I’d live… I wish I were sailing away. My first thought was that I’ve always wanted to live on a sailboat and sail the oceans, seeing the world. When I was 20, I was working full time at the US Army Directorate of Contracting as …
Looking around, do you see the ebb and flow of an ocean of pale, expressionless faces staring blankly at their cell phones? At the drive-thru, is the line backing up because an inconsiderate boob is too busy jabbering away on his phone to place his order? At the restaurant, are …
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been more than a coon’s age since my last confession and I’ve been a very, very wicked girl. Should I start with the coveting? Or maybe just jump in with the First Commandment and work my way through all ten? Father? Are …
When your owners turn on the TV and all they see is bad news about the cost of everything hitting all time record prices, they tend to get a little testy. And it’s only going to get worse for the foreseeable future. Almost every last one of them is focusing …
This is YOUR time! Carpe Diem! More and more folks are waking up and finding themselves unemployed or underemployed. This while well-known companies are threatening to move those lucky enough to have a job, from full-time to part-time to avoid having to cover the cost of health insurance. Desperate people …
The day starts out like any other much deserved day off; errands, grocery shopping, a gourmet lunch from a top notch drive thru. You’re thrilled that you got it all done in record time and now the rest of the day is yours to relax and enjoy. You smile to …