Limbering up to tackle the shrubbery. The other day, my friend RC (Richard) sent me an email. Seems he hired himself a new gardener to make his life a little easier (and so he’d have more time to write demon cat stories – read ‘em here). On her first day …
Growing up, I was enthralled by National Geographic documentaries on flowers of the desert and have always wanted to see them for myself. So, on Mother’s day, when the family asked me what I wanted to do, I instantly thought of hitting the back roads and checking out some of …
My favorite movie of all time is…Casablanca. 1. It’s a tale as old as time. 2. Boy gets girl. 3. Boy loses girl. 4. Boy rebuilds life. 5. Girl crawls back into boy’s life. 6. Boy fights his feelings for girl. 7. Piano player warns boy that girl is bad …
Last week, I received a bitter and snarky comment about me and my blog being disgusting and some other crap because I used the HORRIBLE word “shit.” I guess that particular blogger really needs to shove her head up her ass to experience truly disgusting shit. But I’m not going …
I’ve been a member of the Facebook group Ultimate Blog Challenge for a couple of months and finally decided to take up the thrown gauntlet and write 30 blog posts in 30 days. Why? Because I’m friggin’ crazy, that’s why! I started contemplating why one side of my brain signed …
There you are, enjoying a much needed rest from a hectic week; kicking back with your feet up on the coffee table, enjoying a little face time with your favorite flat screen tv, bowl of cheezy-poofs at your side. The dog is outside barking at squirrels and hopefully annoying the …
The moaning. The groaning. The screaming. The yelling. The mass hysteria. People eating other people’s faces. We all know it’s coming; the famed Zombie apocalypse. We just don’t know when or where. But we have our weapons locked and loaded. Our supplies are strategically placed about the country side. The …
Muse, why hast thou scorned me? At least once a month, OK, more like every other day, I ask myself this very question: Why the hell do I blog? The money isn’t great, if you call spare change money. It would be easier to make money illegally! The notoriety is …
One of the many stories of my husband driving me nuts. This one happened just before our move from Montana to Arizona last November. Enjoy! Since my benefactor (aka Mike, my husband) is usually at work, slaving away tending to his flock of semis and tractor trailers, most of our …
If I could live anywhere, I’d live… I wish I were sailing away. My first thought was that I’ve always wanted to live on a sailboat and sail the oceans, seeing the world. When I was 20, I was working full time at the US Army Directorate of Contracting as …