“One of the most embarrassing things I ever did was…” …get caught with my pants down in the barn. By the stable manager. While I was participating in my own private rodeo. With my Cowboy Of The Month (COTM). I was at the barn, hanging out with my stubborn Appaloosa, …
My Life
With the prices of everything under the sun rising at a rate that would put the old space shuttle to shame, I have been looking for ways to make my dollar stretch further than a thong on a hippo. This includes switching our nightly dinner menu from Prime Rib and …
What I imagined it would be like. “When I was younger I tried…” …to run away and join the French Foreign Legion. It was my senior year in high school and I honestly had no freakin’ idea what I wanted to do when I graduated. I had been offered a …
I shall give you the moon! Why do people lie? I’m not talking about politicians or used car salesmen; they are expected to promise whatever it takes to close the deal. Nope, I’m referring to the average small business owner that lies to their employees or customers. Yet, when they …
Have you ever spent the whole day sitting around in your jammies, watching tv, eating junk food, playing online, and/or chatting then lost all track of time only to realize that the perfect dinner you were preparing is now so far gone even the neighborhood stray dogs would turn up …
At least mine isn’t this bad. My cellphone sang its happy little ukulele tune at 7:05am this morning. Just as I was falling back asleep from my benevolent benefactor’s morning stampede ritual before departing for work. With one eye closed, I flipped the phone open and looked at the caller …
Source: deviantart.net So, according to the US Department of Agriculture, the single case of Mad Cow disease in California was a “one-off mutation” that was discovered by accident because “the cow in question had died at one of the area’s hundreds of local dairies, but exhibited no typical outward signs …
Have you ever had one of those days when you woke up after a wonderful nights’ sleep and thought to yourself, “Man, today is going to be a GREAT day” only to have it turn to complete and utter caca before your very eyes? And no matter how hard you …
I am very passionate about… There are many things I’m passionate about. Some moral. Some ethical. Some legal. Others are fun. A few are not so fun and boarder on maddening. And some that don’t fall into any of the above; it depends on your definitions. But what exactly does …
My best friend, Myral, is a llama. Ok, not a gangly, wooly, lick your forehead kinda llama (although, on a dare, she’d probably lick you). I nicknamed her ‘llama’ a couple of years ago when she was telling me about a particularly weird night at Mandalay Bay where she worked …